Breaux Bridge Police Searching for Nugget-Thieving Rooster
From the "Lighter Side of the News" Department (and we can really use some right now): The Breaux Bridge Police Department has issued a BOLO for a chicken nugget thief, and the post is quite funny.
A mother reported that a rooster had snatched one of her son's chicken nuggets and made off with it. She even got pictures of the crime in progress.
The thief was described as having multi-colored feathering with a red face and yellow feet with 4 toes on each foot. And, of course, he had a chicken nugget in his mouth. (Wait, I just thought about that: ewwwww!!! His crime has just became nightmare material.)
The best part of the post can be found in the comments section: people were very glad to see some lighter news for a change.