5 Things To Do Tonight Instead of Watching The Debate [OPINION]
Assuming you don't enjoy watching the two people we are somehow stuck with as presidential candidates sling mud at each other, here are 5 other things to do that are much more fun.
Trim Your Nails
Finger or toes, or if you're really feeling wild, why not both?
Change The Fishbowl Water
You keep putting if off, but c'mon. Fin or Mr. Bubbles deserves clean water. Here's a guide to how often you should change the water in your fish bowl or tank.
Have A "Not Watching The Debate" Party
I know you have to work tomorrow, but the weather is too awesome to not have a party. Fire up the grill, get some friends over, and celebrate not subjecting yourself to the torture that is the debate. I'll bring the 7 layer dip.
Watch My Videos Or Listen To My Podcast
You can listen to my comedy and pop culture podcast, The Big Sheaux with Chris Meaux, or watch my occasionally-funny videos on Big Sheaux Videaux, my YouTube channel. Why not do both? I guarantee a 30% chance of having more fun than you would watching the debate.
Watch Paint Dry
You probably have a few cans of paint in the garage, maybe the attic. Touch up a few areas around the house, pour yourself an adult beverage, and already you're having more fun than you would watching the debate. No paint? No worries. The video below is 10 hours of paint drying. You're welcome!