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Paranoid Drug Smuggler thinks He’s Being Followed, Calls Police

You can't make this stuff up! A young man was driving through Utah with 36 pounds of methamphetamine in his truck last weekend. He thought he was being followed, so the young man called police from a rest area around 3 am...

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Man Thinks He’s Curtains – Janet’s Joke, February 15, 2017

A man walked into his psychiatrist's office and said, "Please help me. I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtians..."

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The Black Hole in My Living Room – Janet’s Joke, February 14, 2017

I put a black hole in my living room...

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#BadValentinesDayGifts Is Romance Done Horribly Wrong

Chocolate. Candy. Flowers. You could do better for Valentine's Day gifts, but you could also do worse. A *lot* worse.

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So Much Debt – Janet’s Joke, February 13, 2017

I once got into so much debt, I couldn't even afford my electricity bills...

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What’s the Best (And Worst) State to Be Single in 2017?

You may be single and ready to mingle, but not everyone is.

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Hilarious ‘Pot Sasquatch’ Dominates Live Blizzard Coverage

The winter storm that brought so much of the Northeast to its knees couldn't stop one man. Well, we think it's a man.

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French Sandals – Janet’s Joke, February 10, 2017

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

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Two Antennas Met on a Roof – Janet’s Joke, February 9, 2017

Two Antennas Met on a Roof...

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My Daughter’s Pet Spider – Janet’s Joke, February 8, 2017

My daughter asked for a pet spider for her birthday...

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The Terminator Toys – Janet’s Joke, February 7, 2017

Where does Toys-R-Us keep the Terminator toys?

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Matt Damon Masquerades As Tom Brady, Crashes Jimmy Kimmel [Video]

In the latest installment of the "feud" between Matt Damon & Jimmy Kimmel, the actor appeared as a "surprise" guest on Kimmel's show, dressed as Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady...

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