We're not just a city divided over the Dallas Cowboys vs. New Orleans Saints match up Sunday... in a lot of cases, houses are even divided! After all, this is a tough one. The Saints are Louisiana's team, but Dallas is closer and QB Dak Prescott is from HERE!

With that in mind, there's going to be a lot of trash-talking over the next several days before the teams take to the field Sunday night at 7:20 pm on NBC from the Mercedes Benz Superdome in NOLA. We thought we'd help take your trash talk to a new level with some of our favorite Saints and Cowboys jokes!

Jokes about the Dallas Cowboys from Jokes4Us.com:

Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.

Q: What can the Dallas Cowboys and their cheerleaders do together but not apart? A: Score.

Q: What do they call a drug ring in Dallas? A: The huddle.

Q: What do you say to a Dallas Cowboy in a suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

Q: How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts.

Jokes about the New Orleans Saints from Jokes4Us.com: 

Q: If you have a car containing a Saints wide receiver, a Saints linebacker, and a Saints defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop.

Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint in the Super Bowl? A: A referee.

Q: Did you hear that New Orleans's football team doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Q: Where do you go in New Orleans in case of a tornado? A: The Superdome - they never get a touchdown there!

Did you hear that Mercedes-Benz Superdome had to be resodded? That's really sad when you can't even get your own grass to root for you!