It's amazing how stupid some people can be. A Clinton, Iowa woman was caught speeding by a local sheriff deputy. When he tried to pull her over, she fled. 20 year old Rachel Thornburg called 911 during the chase, and reported her vehicle stolen...
Here's another "stupid criminal" story. A man from Montreal, Canada was supposed to transport 10 pounds of methamphetamine to Calgary, Alberta. I'll assume you don't know Canadian geography very well. Calgary is northwest of Montreal. CTV News reports, Constantine Xethalis' GPS led him south, instead...
Here's another one from the "stupid criminals" department. A man in Ballwin, Missouri was stealing alcohol from local stores, and kept a detailed journal of his activities...