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Man Steals Booze, Keeps Detailed Records, Gets Busted
Here's another one from the "stupid criminals" department. A man in Ballwin, Missouri was stealing alcohol from local stores, and kept a detailed journal of his activities. He even recorded days when he didn't steal anything as "days off." The Columbia Ledger Enquirer reports, police apprehended the man while walking down the street with a bag full of liquor bottles. They had an easy time piecing the details of his crime spree together because his journal was very specific. We know alcohol impairs judgement, don't we?...
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