Go to the mall, you see all those black, nasty blobs on the sidewalk?  That's gum.  Nasty gum.  Gum put there by nasty disrespectful humans.

If you spit your gum out into anything other than a garbage can, shame on you.  I was getting gas at a gas station near the house this week wearing flip flops.  I get out to pump my gas and step right into a blob of gum.  Now mind you, there was a garbage can less than five feet away.  Disgusting!

Used gum belongs in a garbage can.  Let's have a little class.