#AwkwardGreetingsIn5Words

We've all had those awkward moments when our usual social skills seem to evaporate to nothing and we make fools of ourselves by saying things we would never say otherwise. That's the common experience behind one of the most trending topics on Twitter right now, #awkardgreetingsin5words. Here are some of my favorites:

Check out my MySpace account.

Hi! Let's talk about Jesus!

Tell me, do you bleed?

I noticed you unfollowed me.

'Sup! Do you Cross Fit?

And here's my own, that I really actually said once: 'So, when are you due?'

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