Woman Called ‘Poo Bomber’ Relieves Herself Every Time She Steals Something From A Store [VIDEO]

WAIT, I'll tell you the story as soon as I stop laughing.  A 42-year-old Australian woman gets such a rush every time she steals something from a store, she can't make it to a bathroom.  This is so ridiculous it's almost funny.  She gets so excited, she can't control her bowels.

Now I know what you're thinking, Ashton Kutcher is going to come on the screen here in a minute and say you've been punk'd.  Not going to happen because this story is 100% true and we have video.  Before you say YUCK, it really is almost funny.

Officials know of her stealing items from different places at least four times including a model home.  At least at the model home she had a place to, well, you know.

[Via:  Daily Telegraph]