Not So Fancy Moms Do Iggy Azalea's 'Fancy'

Not so fancy Brooke White and Summer Bellessa, of The Girls With Glasses, take on Iggy Azalea's 'Fancy' and it's one for the record books. Mom this one's for you!

This version salutes the not so funny messy situations of motherhood. Special Thanks to Kerry Bellessa for directing, Kevin Haaland for producing the song and to Priscilla Chang, Brad Fuhrman, Nee at neelougiu.com, Justin and Amelia Lyon, Josh Oram, Dave Ray, Tracy Ream, and Stephanie Jones for giving America a funny parody.

Lyrics:

"I'm Not Fancy"

First things first, I'm the meanest (meanest)
Drop rules, let the whole fam feel it (let them feel it)
Love being in the momma business
I literally hold you down, give you lessons in physics (Right)
Not everybody want to be a mom like this (Huh?)
Drop your bink I pick it up just like this (Yeah)
Cup of milk, cup of juice, grocery list
High heels, iced out, fancy swag will be missed (Will be missed)
Up, down, back and forth, always chase that (Always)
Wishin we could bring prekids '2008 back (What?)
Bring the books in, where the kids at?
Koolade spillin', you should wash that

I'm not fancy.
Kids've made it so.
Riding carpool
From Target to Costco
I've got family
And that's better than gold?
I'm not in the game,
but I wouldn't let this go

I said, "Baby, don't say that, I thought that you knew that"
Don't be a hater, just love your neighbor.
Don't say retarded, dumb, or I farted.
Kids hangin on me, I can't shop at no department
Can't get anywhere on time, my social life has declined
I swear I mean it so much I'll give that line a rewind
Can't get anywhere on time, my social life has declined
I don't worry bout no back-bitas, too busy cleaning behinds
Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that?
Givin hugs, spreading love, I thought you knew that, knew that
We be that GWG, we're not feeling old
We're just moms, working hard, lots of laundry to fold.

I'm not fancy
Kids've made it so.
Riding carpool
From Target to Costco
I've got family
That's better then gold?
Not in the game,
but I wouldn't let this go

Trash the whole house
Get milk drunk on your momma's boobs
Can't make phone calls
Chaos is not what I want
Screamin keeps going up
Swings are swinging, we give them a duck
Deep breath, I still feel deluxe
Everything expensive I don't get to touch
No!

Making spaghetti they don't love that
Got the kiddos throwing food, how I hate that
Baby girl, mom says no, you gotta eat that
Family bond bet you wishing you could have that
That's just the way my life is, huh?
It's all good, when you got a little family, huh.
Make it worth every day
Playing with toys, making noise, without pay.

I'm not fancy
Got a two year old.
I'm stuck in the slow lane
Singing along to Elmo.
I've got family
That's better then gold?
I've got no shame,
but I've got dinner on the stove.

Chew that, chew that, GWG
Who do that, do that, GWG
Chew that, chew that, GWG

Someone pooped on the floor.

Who that, who that GWG
Who do that, do that, GWG
Who that, who that, GWG

Go, oh oh, oh oh... get your dad.