Are These Toenails ‘Attractive’?

I saw these toenails on my brother-in-law's Facebook page, and it made me ponder:  does the wearer of these nails think that these nails are attractive?

What is your opinion?  Attractive?  Not attractive?  I wonder if I can find one person, just one person, who finds this 'style' attractive.  Is it you?

Here's another set... seems like they would be good for yard work, but not much else...

I wonder if the trophies in the background are from the State Fair Barefoot Clacking Contest.

What are your thoughts?