If I Win The Mega Millions Tonight
If I happen to hit the numbers this evening, here is a list of websites I will use to WISELY spend my easy-earned- mega-millions-almost-billion-I-can’t-believe-I’m-rich-enough-to-hire-the-President-of-the-United-States money:
(I’m going to hide the identities of the websites, you know, for dramatic effect and all…)
1. This website number 1. I am sure that I can find something for a cool $15 – $20 million.
2. This is website number 2. I WILL need something to get me to my purchase from website #1!
3. This is website number 3. I am hoping that it doesn’t cost too much to order one in yellow!
4. This is website number 4. I’ll put purchase #3 to good use here!
5. This is the final website I’ll need. Not for YOURS, of course… I just think it’ll be a handy tool…
If you bought a ticket, GOOD LUCK! (And remember your favorite DJ, k?)