"I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to take 17 stitches out..."

Today's joke is from 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners.

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Watch today's edition of Birthdays to find out who's celebrating what today, and to hear a bonus joke from Janet!