I wrote about a video recently that shows cats sizing up a helpless human infant, looking for signs of weakness and opportunities for attack.

In this video, you can clearly see a cat has used some sort of devilish mind - control on this toddler. The toddler is speaking some bizarre feline tongue, perhaps reviewing the orders her new cat master has programmed into her brain? What vile, unspeakable act will this innocent child be forced to carry out by this horrid house pet?

Keep an eye on your young children and their interactions with your cats, assuming you still have any around after what I've shown you lately.