Janet had two jokes for us today!

"I made an appointment with an acupuncturist..." "What do you call an angry carrot?"

If you have a joke for Janet, you can email her at Janet.Theriot@townsquaremedia.com.

Watch today's edition of Birthdays to find out who's celebrating what today, and to hear a bonus joke from Janet!

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