Joke

I played a joke on a coworker, and she got me back!

Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day mateys! If you're gonna walk around talking like a pirate, you might as well have a few bad, I mean good pirate jokes to throw out there right?

In honor of National 'Tell a Joke' Day, and because students have recently returned to class, so we've compiled a list of some of Janet's best school jokes.

"Why did the fish make bad grades?"

"I know an anesthesiologist..."

"Did you hear about the chiropractor who is a comedian?"

"I have a new job at the Smoothie Bar..."

"I've been looking through some optometry jokes..."

"What do you call a cow with a twitch?"

"I don't know what's gotten into my husband..."

"I told my husband I want to be cremated..."

"This is a picture of me working out..."

"Lord, whatever you're baking..."

"I had a few jokes about retired people..."

"Coming up with good weather puns..." and "If I don't perfect human cloning..."

Do you know what I heard on the news today?"

"What do you call a cow spying on another cow?"

"Why can't you trust burritos to keep a secret?"

"A man was registering for the Olympics..."

"I know a lot of jokes about bad pole-vaulters..."