At Sunday School, they were teaching about how God created everything including human beings. Little Johnny seemd especially intent when they told him how "Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs." Later in the week, his mother notices him lying down as if he was sick and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

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