Top Things That Annoy Rednecks

There's an email roaming around containing the Top Things That Annoy Rednecks.  The origin of the list is unknown.  The list exaggerates southern stereotypes.

Top Things That Annoy Rednecks

 Walmart running out of LSU Crocs.

It's been almost two weeks without a country music awards show.

 Mobile homes don't have enough space for beer can pyramids.

 Getting a suspicious look from the pharmacist when you ask for the maximum strength cough syrup.

 Radio stations that refuse to play the live version of "Freebird".

 Not meeting anyone to date at a family reunion.

That rich, snobby neighbor who's always bragging about that time he went to the dentist.

 When the house gets a flat tire.

 Books.