Drug Dealers Are Better Prepared For Rio Olympics Than Organizers

The Rio Olympics are shaping up to be a potential disaster. There's widespread concern about the Zika virus. The country is in economic free fall, and many facilities are nowhere near completion. The Sydney Morning Herald reports the Australian contingent has refused to move into the Olympic Village because the accommodations are "uninhabitable." One group is reportedly well prepared...the cocaine dealers. They've produced special commemorative packets of their merchandise, featuring the Olympic rings and the "Rio 2106" logo, according to complex.com. Some arrests have already been made, and packets seized. Authorities anticipate the "vendors" will take up station within a few hundred yards of the venue where opening ceremonies are scheduled for August 5th. If you're thinking of bringing one of these "souvenirs" home, remember, the customs people might raise a slight objection.