Joke

"How many policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"Did you hear about the two bedbugs who met in the mattress?"

"I found a hat with $17.50 in it..."

"What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?"

"What kind of shoes does a ninja wear?" "Did you see the ninja parade?"

"What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?"

"I have a horse named Mayo..."

"Did you hear about the fish who was looking for his daughter?"

"The police knocked on my door saying that my dogs were chasing people on their bikes..."

"I'm looking for some good fish jokes..."

"I need to find a home for a dog..."

"A weasel walks into a bar..."

"I bought two jars of queso..."

"I crush cans for a living..."

"I bought shoes from a hippie once..."

"What do you call a fly with no wings?" and "Why does a hummingbird hum?"

"Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?"

Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?

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"an angry sheep and a mad cow..." If you have a joke for Janet, you can email her at Janet.Theriot@townsquaremedia.com. Watch today's edition of Birthdays to find out who's celebrating what today, and to hear a bonus joke from Janet!