Someone,  please,  pass me a bucket....

As you know, I am not a fan of public weddings.  Or public marriages, for that matter.  What I mean is, keep that to yourself.  It's beautiful, and wonderful, and lovely, but I want to see your wedding as much as I want to see your vacation pictures from the week you spent at Astroworld in 1982. I DON'T.

So what does England do?  They put it all up on the television, internet, radio... it's everywhere.  "Whoo-hoo, look at us, we have a famous wedding".

I've learned something in my short time here on this earth:  when you 'hot-dog', or show off, it usually comes back around to you in the form of Karma.  I'm just saying.

So, for those of you who have your telescopes set up in the window, aimed for your neighbor's bedroom, here is the video of the 'Royal Kiss(es)'.

The newlyweds, who are now the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, shared a romantic kiss in front of a cheering crowd. But according to the LA Times, the crowd felt it was too brief, and thus began to chant, "Kiss again! Kiss again!"

As you can see in the video below, their wish was granted.

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