My rug-cutting is best done with a utility knife and a set of bandages, though I did win a dance contest in 8th grade.  Dancing to My Sharona, at a party in Henry, Louisiana.  Darlene (Toups) Montet's boyfriend (at the time), Gordy Montet, was one of the judges.  I'm glad she married him.  (He's obviously not the best dance competition judge, but is one heck of a dad and husband!).

Now, back in the day, had there been a video camera at the party, 'evidence' could have been 'gathered' that would, eventually, allow the whole event to be put on YouTube.  Thank goodness that no evidence exists, because one of the downsides to YouTube is that it provides a steady stream of stark evidence that you are not a very good dancer.

The latest set of humbling dance moves comes from what I believe to be two brothers, one big and one small.

As you can see, the smaller of the duo can match any move the bigger fellow throws at him - and then some. Read on to see their amazing moves.

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