You know, we all love crawfish. Maybe sometimes we can't afford to eat them, but that's no excuse to steal them. Some hungry bandits that obviously don't agree with me just stole 400lbs of live crawfish from an area restaurant.
It's the most wonderful time of the year...to have things you've worked hard to buy stolen by lazy worthless thieves. One man decided enough is enough, and rigged up a fake package on his doorstep with a device that fires shotgun blanks when people try to steal it.