Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
Adele Aggressively Warns Concertgoers About Rogue Bat in Audience
“Welcome to Mexico! It’s true, I’m happy to be here, but a f—king bat, Jesus Christ.”
Precious Four-Year-Olds Attempt Cutest Mannequin Challenge Yet
A group of four-year-old students recently attempted the Internet's latest viral craze, the Mannequin Challenge, with adorable results.
Justin Bieber Talks Overwhelming Fan Encounters In New Documentary
A new documentary 'Bodyguards: Secret Lives From the Watchtower' highlights the security personnel hired to protect public figures.
Kelly Clarkson Eviscerates Justin Guarini With Election-Related Tweet
"Make the right choice again, America."
Alec Baldwin on Donald Trump Impression: ‘I Almost Sprained My Jaw’
"I almost sprained my jaw pushing my lower jaw forward to talk the way he does and say, 'Putin.'"
Mariah Carey + More to Bless Viewers With ‘VH1 Divas Holiday’ Performance
Have you started blasting 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' yet?
Kim Kardashian Reportedly Fires Longtime Bodyguard Pascal Duvier After Paris Robbery
“It’s a pretty tough situation overall and they love Pascal, but they couldn’t take any more chances," a source claimed.
Gigi Hadid Reveals Details From Thrilling Taylor Swift Halloween Party
"We had, like, chips and guacamole and pizza."
Adele Had The Most Horrifying Halloween Costume of 2016
Adele dressed up as Jim Carrey's titular character from the 1994 movie 'The Mask' -- and it's equal parts hilarious and terrifying.
Taylor Swift Wore Ryan Reynolds’ Actual ‘Deadpool’ Costume for Halloween
“Thanks [Ryan Reynolds] for this costume. You’re the BEST 'Deadpool' inside contact ever."
Taylor Swift Wrote A New Song Called ‘Better Man,’ Gave It To Little Big Town
But who's the song about?????
Beyonce: Adele’s ‘Funny As Hell And Her Comebacks Are Legendary’
Beyonce and Adele are apparently friendly enough to riff insults off each other.
Bette Midler Resurrects ‘Hocus Pocus’ Character With 2016 Halloween Costume
Bette Midler dressed as Winifred Sanderson for an appearance at the New York Restoration Project’s annual Hulaween fundraiser.
Angelina Jolie Discussed Alleged Brad Pitt Plane Incident With FBI for Four Hours
Jolie "fully cooperated" with the two FBI agents who questioned her in her Los Angeles rental home.
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Reach Divorce Settlement
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have finalized their divorce and have officially signed all the accompanying paperwork.
Chrissy Teigen Gives Update on Kim Kardashian Post-Robbery
"It was definitely a traumatizing, horrible, horrible thing."
Kim Kardashian Robbers Were Reportedly in Paris Residence for an Hour
"It is quite incredible that they managed to hang about for so long without anyone calling us," a source said.
Donald Trump Inspires Long Overdue ‘Law and Order: SVU’ Episode
Gary Cole will play a politician whose campaign is stalled after several women come forth with 'damaging accusations.'
Drake Sets New Record, Leads 2016 American Music Awards Noms
Not only did Drake earn an impressive 13 nominations, but he effectively shattered a 32-year record previously held by Michael Jackson.
Nancy O’Dell Addresses Lewd Donald Trump Comments From 2005 Video Leak
'And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything…Grab them by the p—y.'