Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak

Beyonce’s Isolated Vocals From 2017 Grammys Offer Further Proof We Don’t Deserve Her
Isolated vocals from Beyonce's 2017 Grammys performance leaked online earlier today (February 14) offering naysayers and dissenters alike definitive proof of her talent.

Ed Sheeran Was Denied Entry to His Label’s Grammys After-Party
Ed Sheeran was denied access to his record label's Grammys after-party, which is almost painful in how relatable it is.

Mic Feed From Lady Gaga’s Super Bowl Set Offers Stellar Live Vocals
Isolated audio of Gaga's vocals from her stellar Super Bowl performance has mercifully leaked online, proving what stans have known all along -- Gaga has one hell of a voice.

Adele Broke Her Grammy Statue in Half and Offered a Piece to Beyonce
'What the f---k does she have to do to win album of the year?'

Original ‘Hamilton’ Cast Members to Reunite for Super Bowl 2017 Performance
The Schuyler sisters are back. Sort of.

Elton John Working on ‘Devil Wears Prada’ Musical, So It’ll Probably Be Good
Sir Elton John is working with Paul Rudnick to get a Broadway version of the film (which was adapted from the 2003 novel by Lauren Weisberger) off the ground.

Stephen Colbert to Host 2017 Emmy Awards
Stephen Colbert is set to host the forthcoming 69th annual Emmy Awards.

‘A Dog’s Purpose’ Producer Reacts to Disturbing On-Set Video Footage + Abuse Allegations
'Those individuals should be held accountable and never used again by that studio or its affiliates.'

Donald Trump Apparently Inspired by ‘Batman’ Villain When Writing Inauguration Speech
Trump's speech included a quote from D.C. comic villain, Bane.

Andrew Garfield Still Stans for Ex-Girlfriend Emma Stone
'I’m her biggest fan as an artist.'

Mariah Carey Admits She Was ‘Mortified’ During ‘Rockin’ Eve’ Disaster
'All I can say is Dick Clark was an incredible person and I was lucky enough to work with him when I first started in the music business.'

Debbie Reynolds Releases Touching Statement on Daughter Carrie Fisher’s Death
“Thank you to everyone who has embraced the gifts and talents of my beloved and amazing daughter."

Kanye West Shares Festive Family Photo of Kim Kardashian + Kids North and Saint
Kanye West has offered us some holiday cheer in the form of a festive family photo.

Paris Hilton Refuses Reality Star Title: ‘I Don’t Like The Way That Sounds’
"I want to be known as a businesswoman," she said. "I don't want to be known as a reality TV star."

Ed Sheeran Returns to Social Media With Cryptic Blue Box Post
Is a new album finally on the way?

Jennifer Aniston Explains Why A ‘Friends’ Reboot Will Never Happen
"I don’t know what we would do."

Shannen Doherty Posts Photo of First Radiation Treatment
"I look like I'm about to make a run for it, which is accurate," she wrote in an accompanying caption. "Radiation is frightening to me.”

Anna Faris ‘Deeply Thankful’ Chihuahua She Re-Homed Was Rescued
"I now understand the dangers of giving animals away for free."

President Obama Awards Ellen DeGeneres Medal of Freedom After ID Mishap
Ellen DeGeneres one of 21 recipients awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom today by President Obama -- but she was initially denied entry.

See The Trailer For Netflix’s Barack Obama Biopic ‘Barry’
Netflix released the official trailer or their forthcoming movie 'Barry,' which chronicles President Barack Obama’s time as a student at Columbia University.