Confession time: I have to be reminded often to tweet content for our KTDY Twitter page. In an effort to do better, I've been obsessively visiting Twitter multiple times each day.

In the trending column, I found this hilarious - and disturbing - trend: #worstdatein5words. I've put five of my favorites below and added one of my own. Sadly, I could come up with many, many more of my own...

'Have a duct tape allergy?'

'I wanna lick your eyes'

'My mom can come, right?'

'Sorry I'm late, shat myself'

'Hands! I have robot hands!'

And mine...

'Riiight...you're not 'feeling well.'

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