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When does BFF not mean Best Friends Forever?  When you're over 50 that's when.  These are funny texting codes for people over 50.

A friend sent me these via email and he's older than I am.  Enjoy!
* ATD- At the Doctor's
 
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
 
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
 
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
 
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
 
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
 
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
 
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
 
* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
 
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
 
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
 
* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
 
* LOL- Living on Lipitor
 
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry... Gas
 
* TOT- Texting on Toilet
 
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
 
* LTIP - Laughed Till I Peed
 
* GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
Enjoy the golden years!

 

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