“Weird” Al Has Uncovered a Conspiracy! [Video]

I fear for the safety of "Weird" Al Yankovic. He, and he alone, realizes that we're all being duped. Restaurants are serving food with time release microorganisms that affect our brains. The smarminess of the 2016 presidential campaign is a smokescreen. "They" don't want us to know what's really going on. If something happens to "Weird" Al, remember... OH, NO!...Now, I know, too! So do you! We're in mortal danger...