Tortoise Develops Taste For Kitten [VIDEO]

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Tortoises often get overlooked in favor of their more popular relatives, turtles. After all, there aren't any movies about tortoises mutating into teenage martial artists.

Tortoises are still extremely cool, though, and despite losing races to hares, they may prove to be invaluable to humanity's future.

Last week, I posted a video showing an evil cat using a hapless dog as transport over water. With their greatest weakness out of the way, I suggested that cats could become unstoppable.

The video above gives me hope. If other tortoises can be trained to attack and devour cats, humanity might still have a chance.