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'Doofus' Defined in Surveillance Video of Stupid Criminal

Debbie Ray — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 08:29:09 +0000

Not only is he clearly visible before he puts on his mask, but he trips and falls - twice!

Man's Attempt To Impress Date Goes Awry

JayCee — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:47:09 +0000

Imagine this: you are out on a date with a guy that you recently met, taking a romantic walk through a park after a nice dinner, when from the bushes comes a man dressed in black, armed with a knife!! "You can go, but your girlfriend stays" is all the attacker said before you run off to call 911.

Slidell Man Attempts To Rob Restaurant With Bucket Mask

Sam Stokes — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 14:23:21 +0000

23-year-old Richard Boudreaux of Slidell walked into a local Slidell restaurant Kenney's Seafood yesterday with theft on his mind.

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

Cassandra Rose — Sat, 12 Jan 2013 17:58:33 +0000

This oft-arrested actress never considered higher learning because, as she said, “People go to college to find who they are as a person… I kind of already know that so it would be like I’d be taking a step back or something.” [button href="http://starcrush.com/dumb-celebrity-quotes-44-answer/" title="See Who Said This Dumb Celebrity Quote" align="center"] Source: Dumb Celebrity [...]

Stupid Criminals Lock Themselves Out of House in Tioga, Louisiana

Debbie Ray — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 15:52:24 +0000

The Rapides Parish Sheriff's Office reports the arrest of two men who locked themselves out of a home, then tried to get back in - using an ax!

2012′s Dumbest Criminals Are Painfully Dumb

Emerald Catron — Sun, 30 Dec 2012 06:24:33 +0000

It turns out to make it onto a list of the dumbest criminals, you have to actually be pretty dumb. Granted, we can't all be masterminds, but it probably doesn't take much to know you shouldn't make a YouTube video boasting about the bank you just robbed. Or tweet about punching a guy in the face. Nor should you get into a fist fight over a piece of birthday cake.

Woman Arrested For Trying To Throw Drug-Filled Footballs Into Prison

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 21:00:44 +0000

It’s September, which means the nation is starting to go football crazy. Ohio woman Janine Fulton recently took football insanity to a new level when she filled a couple official size Wilson balls with pills, marijuana, cigarettes, cell phones, and cell phone chargers and tried to toss them into the Richland Correctional Institution in Mansfield, OH.

14 Moronic Comments You Shouldn't Make at a Funeral

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 20:00:29 +0000

The dearly departed is supposed to be the star of the show when you go to a funeral, so common sense dictates you keep quiet and not do anything to stand out. If you want to make sure you blend in as seamlessly as a tissue and a black outfit, we’ve come up with a [...]

Carjacking A State Police Cruiser: Bad Idea

JayCee — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 22:07:20 +0000

According to a Louisiana State Police Troop D News Release, a Louisiana State Police unmarked vehicle was at a stoplight in Shreveport, Louisiana, when an attempted carjacking took place, ON THEIR VEHICLE!!! The officers were able to chase down the suspect and apprehend him. He will be charged with attempted carjacking and stupidity. Here’s the [...]

Did Someone Really Give Away a $260,000 Lottery Ticket?

Shauna Wright — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:00:23 +0000

A California woman who won $1 million in a lottery earlier this year is claiming she also won $260,000 last week — but the ticket was stolen. Mountain View resident Emily Leach, who won the million-dollar prize in January, bought a pile of Scratcher tickets last Friday, and says while one of them was worth [...]