‘Doofus’ Defined in Surveillance Video of Stupid Criminal
Not only is he clearly visible before he puts on his mask, but he trips and falls - twice!
Not only is he clearly visible before he puts on his mask, but he trips and falls - twice!
Imagine this: you are out on a date with a guy that you recently met, taking a romantic walk through a park after a nice dinner, when from the bushes comes a man dressed in black, armed with a knife!! "You can go, but your girlfriend stays" is all the attacker said before you run off to call 911.
23-year-old Richard Boudreaux of Slidell walked into a local Slidell restaurant Kenney's Seafood yesterday with theft on his mind.
This oft-arrested actress never considered higher learning because, as she said, "People go to college to find who they are as a person... I kind of already know that so it would be like I'd be taking a step back or something."
The Rapides Parish Sheriff's Office reports the arrest of two men who locked themselves out of a home, then tried to get back in - using an ax!
It turns out to make it onto a list of the dumbest criminals, you have to actually be pretty dumb. Granted, we can't all be masterminds, but it probably doesn't take much to know you shouldn't make a YouTube video boasting about the bank you just robbed. Or tweet about punching a guy in the face. Nor should you get into a fist fight over a piece of birthday cake.
It’s September, which means the nation is starting to go football crazy. Ohio woman Janine Fulton recently took football insanity to a new level when she filled a couple official size Wilson balls with pills, marijuana, cigarettes, cell phones, and cell phone chargers and tried to toss them into the Richland Correctional Institution in Mansfield, OH.
The dearly departed is supposed to be the star of the show when you go to a funeral, so common sense dictates you keep quiet and not do anything to stand out.
According to a Louisiana State Police Troop D News Release, a Louisiana State Police unmarked vehicle was at a stoplight in Shreveport, Louisiana, when an attempted carjacking took place, ON THEIR VEHICLE!!!
The officers were able to chase down the suspect and apprehend him
A California woman who won $1 million in a lottery earlier this year is claiming she also won $260,000 last week — but the ticket was stolen.