Joke

"My dad was stealing from DOTD..." If you have a joke for Janet, you can email her at Janet.Theriot@townsquaremedia.com. Watch today's edition of Birthdays to find out who's celebrating what today, and to hear a bonus joke from Janet! ...

"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?"

"My husband and I were doing some yard work yesterday and he was stung by a bee..."

Janet had a double for us today! "Who keeps the ocean clean?" and "I had a happy childhood..."

"You know, me putting on a few extra pounds wasn't my intention..."

"I tried that new method of decluttering..."

"My friend says he threw a stick for his dog five miles..."

"What was Noah's biggest problem on the ark?"

"The church service was underway in Abbeville..."

"At the close of a service, a certain gentleman announced that there would be a meeting of the board..."

"The inventor of the Etch a Sketch died last week..."

"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap..."

"If you're American in the living room, and American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?"

"What do you call a lazy goat?"

"What do you call a goat that lip syncs?"

"If you're American in the living room, and American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?"

"Did you hear the one about the sidewalk?" "What do you all a goat at sea?"

"My husband said he's leaving me because he thinks I'm too obsessed with astronomy..."

"When I was young, I was scared of the dark..."

"I don't know any goat puns..."