I wonder what made Ahhhnohhhld fess up about his housekeeping prowess? Why now? Does he have a new movie in the works? Is he trying to get back onto the dating scene, and wanted to publicly announce his 'availability'? Was it guilt coursing through his veins, preventing him from concentrating on his 'Rosetta Stone' CD set? Why, Ahhhhnohhhhld? Why now?
Well, America, here she is: Mildred Particia Baena.