You can keep your illegally-obtained photos of the unfortunate and modest Duchess of Cambridge -- we prefer the self-tweeted revelation brought to us Sunday night courtesy of Sofia Vergara’s fortuitous wardrobe malfunction at the Emmys.

Vergara stunned everyone on the red carpet with her gorgeous turquoise gown, proving she really is the best dressed and sexiest woman on television.

But the real crowd-pleaser came later when the 'Modern Family' star tweeted a pic of her gown, saying, “Yes!!!! This happened [sic] 20 min before we won!!!! Jajajajja, I luv my life!!!!”

And in the attached somewhat NSFW photo, she revealed her gown had split open in a most, well, "cheeky" and revealing way. Her emergency team swooped in to fix the damage, but the original photo has since been retweeted nearly 3,000 times. And with good reason.

Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you put the "fun" in "wardrobe malfunction."