If we go by what infomercials say about us, I'd say yes.

Apparently, we're too stupid, clumsy, and lazy to successfully put on our shoes, cook pasta, find our cars in parking lots, and even take the time to stir a pot a few times in a span of a half hour or so.

Behold the hilarious (and a little scary) hijinks of the not-so-bright people infomercial creators seem to think we are.

My favorite is the "Kush."

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