So, what should be the waist band is wrapped around your legs. And the leg holes are stretched to make it around your waist. And they're HOW MUCH?

The shorts will run you $395. Don't worry, the jeans are only a hundred dollars more coming in at a whopping $495. The jeans, designed by a company called CIE, were apparently "inspired" by Stranger Things.

If in the 90's I would have known this would eventually become a thing, I feel like Kris Kross might have actually had it right. My mind is just kind of blown.