How does one knock someone naked?  My friend Donnie Matte knows how and is willing to share the secret.

While having dinner with Liz and Donnie Matte, Donnie turns to me and says, "CJ, do you know how to knock someone naked?"  I said, "Donnie, it's been so long, I'm not sure."  It was then that he whipped out his secret ammunition, a jar of Fat Mamma's.

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