Guy in Nebraska went to a local Walmart Wednesday, and yep, he drove it right off the lot... didn't pay a dime.  Reminds me of an old Johnny Cash song.

Gurshan Gillett, 49, of Cozad, Nebraska went to Walmart Wednesday, hopped on riding lawn mower and didn't look back.  He drove it right off the lot. Oh, he did slow down...to take some bolt cutters off the shelf to cut him a hole in the chain link fence that was in his way.

Even though lawn mowers don't go THAT fast, he made it TEN MILES before the cops spotted him and pulled him over.  The nerve of some people.

 [Via:  Kearney Hub]

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