Keith Urbahn (Rumsfeld Chief of Staff):  “So I'm told by a reputable person they have killed Osama Bin Laden. Hot damn.”

Anderson Cooper:  “Ed henry of cnn reporting osama killed in mansion outside islamabad. Wow, if true that is stunning, and Pakistan has some explaining to do”

The White House:  “President Obama: ‘I can report to the American people and to the world, that the US has conducted an operation that killed Osama bin Laden’”

HitFix’s Daniel Fienberg:  "In conclusion, Mr Trump, your 15 minutes are up. My name is Barack Obama and I AM the President."

Drew Carey: Crazy how the world just went from b&w to technicolor. Ding dong #Osama's dead.

Jim Carrey:  “Wow! They killed the Boogieman! I felt something was in the air tonight! Bin Laden era over! S'next? ?;^•”

Colin Hanks:  “When you run out of the house to join the Osama is dead rally in DC, when does grabbing the beach ball cross your mind as a good thing?”

Piers Morgan:  “Far too early to say, as some commentators are, that War on Terror is now 'over'. It's not.”

CNN's Suzanne Malveaux:  “Obama got Osama”

Lindsay Lohan:  “Go USA!”

Albert Brooks:  "Trump demanding to see Bin Laden death certificate."

Jimmy Fallon:  "Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around."

Jimmy Kimmel:  "I really hope bin laden didn't get reincarnated as one of Mariah Carey's babies."

Jeffrey Ross: "[Right] now George W Bush is sayin " What else is on?"

Comedian Dana Gould: "Bin Laden officially dead, the same week we learned Obama officially born. Weird...:

Steven Amiri:  "Right now, Matt Damon is in a log cabin, silently cleaning his gun and is pleased with a job well done."

Steven Amiri:  "Right now, I bet Al-Qaeda is listening to Boyz II Men's 'It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday' and pouring out a yogurt soda."

Steven Amiri:  "I hope when Obama announces Bin Laden's death, he takes off his sunglasses, says something witty and just starts blasting The Who."

Anthony Jeselnik: "Man, I would NOT want to be 72 virgins right now."

Adam Hendra:  R.I.P Osama Bin Laden - World Hide And Go Seek Champion (2001 - 2011)

BitterOldPunk:  "Oh man I so hope the US soldier who killed Osama is gay."

Eugene Khoza:  "Gadhafi increases his life cover policy."

movingsideways:  "BREAKING: US TERROR ALERT LEVEL RAISED TO "CONFETTI."

Madea Simmons:  This is the first time black people are Watching CNN

Patton Oswalt:  “No matter how collected Obama is during his speech, he's hearing LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" blasting in his head.”

Paul Nicholasi:  “Always remember where I was when Bin Laden was reported dead..in my apt, surrounded by action figures, holding a camera, with no pants on.”

OsamaInHell:  “Wait, what?”

JhonenV Jhonen Vasquez:  “Please oh please let shirtless Obama dramatically hold up Osama's head and then throw it down some steps like in Conan.”

Steven Amiri:  Toby Keith just wrote two albums in the last hour.”

Adam Roberts:  “See what happens when you let gays serve in the military?”

Mike Doughty:  “Actually, my upstairs neighbors might not be dancing. Knowing them, wouldn't rule out wild, noisy Bin-Laden-is-dead sex. I'm so, so serious.”

Chamillionaire:  “That was the illest exit ever........:

TheRock Dwayne Johnson:  “couldn't have asked for a better birthday present..”

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