Everything You Need to Know Before Moving To Canada

Many folks announced their intention to move to Canada should Donald Trump win the 2016 presidential election. Canada's national immigration site crashed on election night. I guess that means a lot of folks are giving it serious consideration. I'm not Canadian, but I spent the first 22 years of my life a matter of minutes from the border. Here are a few things you need to know before learning a new national anthem. It's beautiful...in the summertime. If you don't like cold winters, don't go. If you like nationalized health care, you'll love Canada. Pray you never need an operation. It could take a couple years to get approval. They have really strong, flavorful beer, as high as 7.7%. DON'T GET A DUI!! They'll take your license, AND your car. You'll have to pay storage. If you like to smoke pot, it's about to be legal. Learn to love hockey. Buy a snowmobile. There will be times when it's your only viable mode of transportation. Besides, they're a lot of fun! The people are friendly...for the most part. If you don't speak French, I suggest you stay out of Quebec. Canada's not known for exceptional food. One of their favorite dishes is Poutenne. It's french fries, cheese & gravy. Crawfish etouffee will be pretty hard to come by.