‘Everything’ That Happens Every Minute On Earth

According to those fancy city folk up in New York, this is 'everything that happens' in one minute on Earth. They forgot the really important stuff that happens each minute, though, like how many links of boudin are made, how much cracklin is eaten, and how many people lose their religion sitting in Ambassador Caffery traffic but then get that religion back as soon as they get where they're going.

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