Are you a "deep fried, double wide" version of who you were before? A lot of Americans are. Here, in southern Louisiana, we have some of the best food anywhere. That makes it REAL easy to add a little padding. I'm well aware that I don't look good naked, not sure I ever did. I came across this little ditty from the Snake Oil Willie Band. It made me laugh at myself....

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