It never seems to fail — where there’s a twinge of desperation, a nearby Walmart, and just enough faith in a reckless gamble to go over the wall, the derelict sideshow and dumb circus is there.
Apparently, one man from New York does not intend to change that.
The residents of Middleborough, Massachusetts will likely be fined $20 for loud, public swearing. It’s a hot-button issue, since it may or may not infringe on free speech, which is protected by the First Amendment.
We all tried to get away with the excuse: ”I heard in some countries, it’s rude if you DON’T burp after a meal” after we’ve passed gas either inadvertently or with purposeful malicious intent. The World Burping Federation wants to put the stigma to an end. They have begun to let our people go with the inaugural World Burping Championship.
Lindy Chamberlain, the Australian mother who spent three years in jail for the murder of her two-month-old daughter Azaria, has been officially cleared of the crime 32-years after Azaria disappeared.
When studying the wave of violent zombie-like attacks that have captivated the nation in recent weeks, one reoccurring similarity becomes clear. In each case the violent perpetrators were believed to be under the influence of a drug known innocently as ‘Bath Salts’
Marriage is a strange, even difficult, thing. At times you have to think up things to keep it exciting and entertaining. We suggest assorted ointments and the Lionel Ritchie album.
The key to the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy meme wasn’t just that Zeddie Little is a very handsome man. What made it all so “ridiculous” was that Zeddie’s good looks shined through while he was running a half-marathon, which would be a time most people’s mugs would be rendered heinous by sweat and facial contortions caused by heavy breathing.
But Zeddie has nothing on Rachel, a 28-year-old who recently had surgery to remove 60% of her lung at the Cleveland Clinic.
May 24, 2012 JazzFest 2012 was historic for a number of reasons. Tops on my list was the fact that the Eagles played, of course, but another reason was the crowds - Nola.com reported total attendance was estimated at 450,000, the highest number since 2003. One of the people among the thousands of attendees was my cousin Fred, who sent me some photos.
Close to a million DUI or DWI arrests are made in the United States every year. But we guarantee that this will be the only such arrest you read about involving a zebra and a parrot.
May 22, 2012 A Tennessee man has fathered 30 children with 11 women and is now asking the state for assistance in child support.
While we hate to give advice to bike thieves, we don’t think we are giving too much away in saying that the first step to being able to steal a bike is being able to ride a bike.
There have only been 15 unassisted triple plays in Major League history. This makes the instant inning killer the rarest play in all of baseball.
Although they don’t keep track of such things, it stands to reason there have been more unassisted triple plays than that on the Little League level — just given the sheer number of games played.
