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The Terminator Toys – Janet’s Joke, February 7, 2017

Where does Toys-R-Us keep the Terminator toys?

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The Butcher and the Meat Grinder – Janet’s Joke, February 6, 2017

Did you hear the one about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

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I Got a Job in the Produce Department – Janet’s Joke, February 3, 2017

I got a part-time job at the grocery store, in the produce department...

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Boudreaux Prays For A Parking Spot – Janet’s Joke, February 2, 2017

Boudreaux prays for a parking spot...

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Tasered at the Airport – Janet’s Joke, February 1, 2017

I got tasered today when I went to pick up my friend at the airport...

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A Duck, a Skunk, and a Deer – Janet’s Joke, January 31, 2017

A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out to eat...

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January 2017’s Best Fails Are an Exercise in Hilarious Disaster

Think you have problems? You'll feel better about your lot in life after watching this.

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Pass the ChapStick – Janet’s Joke, January 30, 2017

My husband asked me to pass the ChapStick...

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Louisiana’s Most Loved Worst Food

The real headline should read the grossest thing that people in Louisiana regularly eat. Remember we eat a lot of things other people would call an exterminator to remove.

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The Whispering Leg – Janet’s Joke, January 27, 2017

A man goes to the doctor...

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The 25-Hour Day Is Coming – Blame It On The Moon

Check your calendar, it's not April 1st. This is a real thing and you can either thank or blame the Moon.

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Playful Girl Falling In Ice Incites Bonanza of Laughing

Maybe this isn't the best place to be silly.

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