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Airport Security Patdown
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Going Through Airport Customs – Janet’s Joke, May 9, 2017

"I was going through airport Customs and they asked me, "Do you have any firearms?"

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Visine Inventor’s Funeral – Janet’s Joke, May 8, 2017

"The guy who invented Visine had his funeral today..."

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Rob Kirkpatrick
Rob Kirkpatrick
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Breakfast Lovers Rejoice, The Coffee Infused Bagel Is Here

The jolt of caffeine is just about as much as a soft drink.

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Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, YouTube
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Kraft Mac and Cheese Ad About Cursing Mothers Is Effin’ Hilarious

There are no words to explain how funny this is. Well, words we can say here, anyway.

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photo by Debbie Ray
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Rubberband Man – Janet’s Joke, May 5, 2017

"A man goes in to see his doctor..."

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Leg
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Girl’s Prosthetic Leg Is a Huge Hit With Supportive Classmates

While Americans continue to debate the state of healthcare, there's one story in Britain that is sure to make you smile.

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Han Solo and Chewbacca sing All Star
YouTube / The Tonight Show
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Star Wars Characters Sing Smash Mouth’s ‘All-Star’ and It’s So, So Good

In honor of Star Wars Day, 'The Tonight Show' put together a montage of characters from a galaxy far, far away singing "All-Star" that somehow works beautifully.

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photo by Debbie Ray
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My New Thesaurus – Janet’s Joke, May 4, 2017

"I received a thesaurus in the mail today..."

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star wars celebrity cameos force awakens rogue one
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24 ‘Star Wars’ Celebrity Cameos You May Have Missed Over the Last 40 Years

We've all seen the Star Wars films dozens of times, but we bet there are still some secret cameos you might have missed over the last 40 years.

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blue sky
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Thinking About the Hereafter – Janet’s Joke, May 3, 2017

"My pastor came to visit the other day, and he said at my advanced age, I should be thinking of the hereafter..."

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Bailey Hemphill
ESPN
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How Do You Hit a Home Run and Get Tagged Out? Watch This Crazy Play and Find Out

There's a reason that say, "Touch 'em all."

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priest
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A Visit from the Pastor – Janet’s Joke, May 2, 2017

"A pastor went for a visit to an elderly member's house..."

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