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My Neighbor Loves Lionel Richie – Janet’s Joke, April 20, 2017

"I'm very upset with my neighbor. Last night he kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over..."

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Richard Simmons
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Richard Simmons Hospitalized

Well, now we know where Richard Simmons is.

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My Husband Is Leaving Me – Janet’s Joke, April 18, 2017

"My husband is leaving me..."

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My New Dog’s Name – Janet’s Joke, April 17, 2017

"If I ever get another dog, I'm going to name him..."

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Woman Inexplicably Gets Her Hand Stuck in Her Toilet

This woman was plum(ber) out of luck.

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Congratulations, It’s a Giraffe! April Finally Gives Birth, The Internet Reacts

It's an Easter miracle!

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Mosquito’s First Day – Janet’s Joke, April 13, 2017

It was a baby mosquito's first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito got back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, "How was your journey?"

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Obsession with Plants – Janet’s Joke, April 12, 2017

My husband said he's dumping me because of my obsession with plants...

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Watch Man Make History By Devouring 255 Peeps in 5 Minutes

Hopefully, this guy's stomach will be fully recovered just in time for Easter.

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The Injured Grape – Janet’s Joke, April 11, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

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The Internet Is Going to Town on Pepsi, United Jokes

Two big companies are in crisis mode and the public is loving it.

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Pressure Cooker Problems – Janet’s Joke, April 10, 2017

Today's joke was inspired by a kitchen mishap!

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