Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Nothing Will Stop Determined Kitten From Hanging With Puppy Pal
For anyone who says cats and dogs fight like, well, cats and dogs, we say, "Bah humbug." Or, more appropriately, "Bah hum-cat."
Obvious Study Says Tons of People Use Social Media at Work for Personal Reasons
It's hard to believe, but there was a time when people had to kill time at work without the benefit of the internet.
This Is the Healthiest, Smartest Way to Blow Out Candles on a Birthday Cake
You've probably never thought about it, but blowing out candles on a birthday cake is a germfest. One man wants to put an end to that.
Super Teeny Tiny Elevator Will Blow Your Mind to Pieces
Size matters. Yes, the cliche is true.
Bewildered Dad Amusingly Persists When Mom Is Son’s Favorite
Being a father can be a pretty thankless job. But don't worry, dads -- your day will come.
Trade in Your Dad for a Better One in Hilarious ‘Father’s Day Blowout’
You may be wondering what to buy your dad this Father's Day. How about treating yourself to something -- or someone -- instead?
How Much Will America Spend on Father’s Day?
Dad -- the guy who taught you to ride your bike, coached you in Little League and helped you do your algebra homework. A tie just isn't going to cut it, is it?
Shoplifter Nabbed With Waaaay Too Much Meat in His Pants
This guy's pants make a great meat locker.
Hotel Guests Mortified When Their Key Works in Every Room
This is basically right out of a horror movie.
Dog Driving BMW Has Taken Over New York City
This dog doesn't need to go out for a walk. A drive, on the other hand, is much more up his alley.
Is This ‘Jeopardy!’ Champ Pompous or Perfect?
Not since Donald Trump has someone in the public eye been so loved and so despised all at once.
Miserable Wedding Guest Surrounded by the Happiest People on Earth
If this isn't a metaphor for life, what is?
Couple That Reeeeeallllly Loves Animals Marries in Front of 1,100 Cats
A crazy cat lady has found the crazy cat man of her crazy cat dreams.
Woman Hasn’t Cut Her Hair Since 2003 Is Modern-Day Rapunzel
There's Becky with the good hair and then there's this woman with the fantastic hair.
Girl’s Break-Up Letter to Mom Is an Adorable Punch to the Gut
Breaking up with someone is always hard, especially when you're living with the other person -- who also just so happens to feed you and drive you everywhere.
This ‘Open Mouth’ Word Game Is the Most Hilarious Thing Ever
In the words of Chris Tucker, we ask: do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Funeral Home’s Tricky Texting and Driving Ad Is Eerily On the Money
The dangers of texting and driving are well known, so it takes something special to capture people's attention when discussing it.
McDonald’s Employee Vehemently Defends Job in Passionate Facebook Rant
When it comes to working at McDonald's, this guy is lovin' it.
Mom’s Decision to Surprise Daughter at College Goes Monumentally Wrong
Look -- no one wants to see their parents show up unexpectedly at college. It's the youthful equivalent of the IRS popping up on your doorstep.
Ride the World’s Tallest, Fastest Roller Coaster and Prepare for Barf City
Get ready -- you're about to experience a rush like no other.