Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Runaway Deer Sideswipes Unlucky Cross-Country Runner
The biggest threat to finishing a cross-country race should be blazing heat and cramps, not the animal kingdom.
How Many Facebook Friends Have You Unfriended Since the Election? [POLL]
Admit it: your Facebook feed, like the U.S. itself, is in total upheaval.
Siri Has Some Wild Suggestions About Your Halloween Costume
Still not sure what to be for Halloween? Let Siri throw in her two cents.
College Football’s Highest-Paid Football Coaches Show You’re in the Wrong Line of Work
These big-name coaches may want their jummb-sized linemen to escort them to the bank to cash their jumbo-sized paychecks.
6 Reasons Why Halloween Is Actually Overrated
Halloween is a scary good time for most of us. We watch horror movies, we dress up, we get candy. What's not to love, right?
Chocolate Covered Brussels Sprouts Is a Disgustingly Cruel Halloween Trick
Some poor trick-or-treaters are in for an unpleasant surprise.
Heads Roll After Grown Man Caught Playing in Youth Football Game
This is not the best way to get a tactical advantage over the opponent.
1993 High School Yearbook Predicted 2016 Cubs World Series Victory
Picking the Cubs to win the World Series was foolish business for generations of fans, but that didn't stop one teen from thinking outside the box.
A high school yearbook from 1993 features one senior predicting the Cubs will win the World Series in 2016 (as if people weren't already in enough of a frenzy)...
New Girl Scout Cookie Cereal Will Make Breakfast Great Again
Girl Scout cookies are no longer just a delicious, can't-stop-going-back-for-more treat.
Singing Driver Gets Blindsided in Brutal Car Accident
You can excuse this minstrel of the roadway for going up an octave or two.
You Too Can Make This Grotesquely Awesome Oozing Pumpkin
It’s not enough to just have a pumpkin for Halloween anymore.
No, we live in a time where pineapple jack-o’-lanterns, election-ready Trumpkins, wild pumpkin regattas and seriously obese pumpkins and are hogging the attention, so you’ve got to go next level if you want to stand out...
Town Opens Free Wine Fountain to Become Best Place on Earth
Water fountain, soda fountain -- they take a back seat to this fountain.
Watch Klutzy Customer Accidentally Destroy $6,000 Worth of Flat Screen TVs
Here's the long and short (and flat) of it: this customer should probably do his shopping online.
‘Trumpkins’ Are the Most Ferociously Fearsome Pumpkins Ever
To alter a phrase that's been altered countlessly over the last few months, Donald Trump is out to make Halloween scary again.
Parking in This Lot Requires You Be a Hideously Awful Driver
Getting your vehicle in between the lines can be a lot harder than it seems.
102-Year-Old Fulfills Bucket List Wish By Getting Arrested
She may be over a century old, but Edie Simms still has goals.
Trucker Rocks 2 Cell Phones for Ultimate in Distracted Driving
Don't text and drive while you text and drive.
Only a Dog Can Get Away With Photobombing the Pope
It wasn't so much a dog day afternoon as it was a god day afternoon.
Ridiculous Youth League Football Catch Makes No Sense Whatsoever
Everything about this will make your eyes pop out of your head.
Selfie With Giant Captured Python Goes Horribly and Expectedly Wrong
As it turns out, six-foot-long snakes are camera shy.