Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Beyoncegate – So Did She Lip-Sync the National Anthem or Not? [VIDEO]
Yesterday (Jan. 21) the world was wowed by Beyonce's performance of 'The Star-Spangled Banner' during President Obama's second-term inauguration -- ear-piece-throwing, Broadway arm gestures and all. So get ready to have that happy memory destroyed.
It's now being reported that the performance was pre-recorded and Beyonce, President of the World, was lip-syncing. But even then the story isn't entir
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This New York City penthouse belongs to a pint-sized daytime talk show host who shills for appliance companies in her spare time.
StarDust: Prince Harry Is the World’s Most Eligible Bachelor + More
- Prince Harry declared Most Eligible Bachelor in the world because of reasons.
Britney Spears Has Three Very Wealthy Las Vegas-Based Suitors
A trio of Sin City hotels are currently having a bidding war over who will get Britney Spears and her fleet of babysitters (minus one) to take up musical residence on the Las Vegas strip.
Scathing NY Times Piece Shows Why Lindsay Lohan May Be Pretty Much Unemployable Forever
Lindsay Lohan has garnered her fair share of media attention based on her propensity for getting herself in repeated legal trouble and some allegedly sticky fingers, but while all these things keep her in the public eye, they also ultimately keep her out of work.
And a new profile of the actress shed a whole lot of light on how bad the problem really is.
Nicki Minaj’s ‘Wig Stylist’ Quits Over ‘Creative Differences’
After a three-year partnership, Nicki Minaj's hair stylist (read: weave and wig stylist) has moved on to tease and spray fake Christmas tree snow on other celebrities who will allow him to properly express his art. Seems Minaj just didn't understand his deep dark wig-making soul.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This oft-arrested actress never considered higher learning because, as she said, "People go to college to find who they are as a person... I kind of already know that so it would be like I'd be taking a step back or something."
‘Twilight’ Nominated for All the Razzies Ever
Hollywood has its Golden Globes and its Oscars, but us humbler folks have the Razzies, an awards show created to honor the very worst in cinema. From painful movies to pathetic acting, the Razzies have spent more than three decades punishing the worst of the worst with a $5 award that's glamorously spray-painted gold.
And this year, there was one clear frontrunner in the list of nominees: 'The Twi
People Like Congress Less Than Cockroaches, More Than the Kardashians
It's no surprise that Americans don't like politicians, Congress in particular. In fact, a recent survey showed the governmental body is less popular than even cockroaches and colonoscopies. Even still, more Americans would rather hang out with their local congresscritter than a member of the Kardashian family.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This socialite and well-known ex-wife sold the above mini-mansion in Tarzana, Calif., probably because it's wasted space -- with 19 stays in rehab, she spends more time in facilities than she does at home.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Shhhh, she's trying to hear the voices in her head. This business school graduate/model/host/insane person once said, "When I go to a karaoke bar, I'm not just singing Britney Spears' songs, I am her. And I am also Janet Jackson."
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This Beverly Hills home is available for lease since the actor who owns it is running low on cash, what with spending so much money using his lawyers to talk to his ex-wife instead of manning up and making those calls himself.
It's not like he'll be sleeping in the car, though -- he has plenty of other luxury pads. Hanging out in a bar where everyone knows your name apparently pays obscenely well.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This $12 million mansion in the Pacific Palisades area of Southern California was just snapped up by an R&B singer who will most likely use every room in the home to take topless photos of herself and share them with the internet. In other words, the manse is a punishment to us all.
Ashton Kutcher + Mila Kunis Are Apparently Iowa’s Kryptonite
Ashton Kutcher brought girlfriend Mila Kunis to his hometown of Cedar Rapids, Iowa for the holidays as the world continues to wonder why a babe like Mila Kunis is dating Ashton Kutcher in the first place.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
It's so hard being Jewish in Hollywood, especially when they typecast you for it. This actress admitted, "I get like 400 Holocaust scripts. That's what you get for being the openly Jewish actress."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Sounds like someone has a weird diaper fetish - or maybe a broken olfactory gland. This actress once admitted, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good."
Guess the Celebrity Crib
Just because this actor often looks homeless doesn't mean he has aspirations to in fact be homeless, as evidenced by his recent purchase of this massive new pad with a $17.5 million price tag (although he reportedly got it for the bargain-basement price of only $13 million).
Jennifer Lawrence Deemed ‘Most Desirable Woman’ as Kim Kardashian Almost Falls Off the List
The results are in for AskMen's annual 'Most Desirable Woman' poll, and Jennifer Lawrence (or as we call her, "Katniss Everdeen without the filter") took this year's No. 1 spot.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian, who was at No. 8 last year, dropped a whopping 90 spots down the ladder, metaphorically hitting her chin on every rung as she fell.
It’s Come to This: Lindsay Lohan Is Selling Off Her Used Clothes to Raise Money
We're guessing the cash flow situation for Lindsay Lohan is pretty dire, since she recently dispatched younger sister Ali to sell off her used clothing, shoes and accessories, presumably to raise money for her enormous tax bill.
Alms for the poor ... alms for the poor ...
StarDust: PSY Is a Multi-Millionaire Because Life Just Isn’t Fair + More
- Cry yourself to sleep tonight: PSY made $7.9 million off 'Gangnam Style.'