Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Jennifer Lopez’s Divalicious Demands Cost Her a Gig at the Super Bowl of Cricket
Jennifer Lopez was being considered to perform the opening ceremony of India’s Premier League cricket tournament (aka the Super Bowl version of the sometimes confusing sport of cricket) but it seems the ridiculous demands of her team sent the promoter running in the opposite direction.
Sofia Vergara Goes Blonde [PHOTO]
Television bombshell Sofia Vergara is known as a brunette, but she's actually a natural blonde. And now she's back to her roots -- at least for the warmer months ahead.
Eva Mendes Wants Magazines to Blur Photos of Her Dog’s Face Since He’s People Too
Actress Eva Mendes wants one thing from the paparazzi: privacy for her pooch. In fact, she wants it so badly that she thinks magazines who print pictures of her pup should blur out his face so no one recognizes him -- just like British tabloids do with children.
Ford Pulls Ad Touting Ample Trunk Space With Paris Hilton Kidnapping the Kardashians [PHOTOS]
Car company Ford is in a little hot water for an ad campaign that revolved around making light of kidnapping in order to advertise the trunk space of their Ford Figo, with one ad putting a caricature of Paris Hilton in the role of driver and Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian bound and gagged in the trunk.
As the ad states, "Leave your worries behind with Figo's extra-large boot." Or in
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This New Jersey native and his tight leather pants hit it big in the '80s, and he and his hair never quite left the scene. (Although there is a lot less of said hair these days.)
Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions
Wardrobe malfunctions. We all have them, but ours typically don't make front page news -- or any news for that matter, other than giving our friends at the bar something to relentlessly tease us about.
But if you're a celebrity, forgetting to put on undergarments, getting out of cars the wrong way or having a gust of wind lift your skirt means photos of your private bits all over the interwebz. Ev
Lindsay Lohan Was Sentenced to Lockdown Rehab in New York – But That Doesn’t Even Exist
Habitual courtroom participant Lindsay Lohan finally took a plea deal that will send her to 90 days of lockdown rehab instead of the jail time she'd probably have gotten for lying to the police.
There's just one problem: New York, where Lindsay is expected to spend her three months in rehab, has no such thing as lockdown facilities. Which means LiLo could be going to jail after all. (Not that it's
Country Singer David Allan Coe Injured in a Horrific Car Accident [PHOTO]
Outlaw country singer David Allan Coe was injured in a serious automobile accident in Ocala, Fla. early this morning (March 19). Coe, 73, reportedly ran a red light, at which point he was hit by a semi. And the wreckage tells the story.
Once Upon a Time, Robert Pattinson Was an Underwear Model in Japan [PHOTOS]
Way back at the ripe old age of 14, before he became the sparkly vampire that would make him famous, a now 26-year-old Robert Pattinson channeled his best androgynous duck-face and modeled underwear in Japan. And now he kind of regrets ever doing it.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
Which comedian slash actor slash internet award presenter is trying to sell his contemporary ranch house in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles? Again?
Justin Timberlake + Jimmy Fallon Steal Our Hearts With a Barbershop Version of ‘SexyBack’ [VIDEO]
Continuing “Justin Timberlake Week” on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' Fallon and JT topped even the discussion of his feud with Kanye West by performing a barbershop quintet version of Timberlake's hit 'SexyBack.'
Slow down, guys. It's only the second night and you're already making us giddy.
Ozzy Osbourne + Penny Marshall – Celebrity Doppelgangers
All black outfits and a preference for crosses and wearing sunglasses at night means obviously either Ozzy Osbourne is taking fashion tips from Penny Marshall or Penny Marshall is taking fashion tips from Ozzy Osbourne. Or, consider this possibility: They're the same person.
Have you ever seen them in the same room together? We didn't think so.
Martha Stewart’s JCPenney Deal Could Make Rosie O’Donnell + Oprah Her Newest Enemies [UPDATED]
Crafty domestic goddess Martha Stewart has inked a deal with JCPenney that will basically give her a monopoly on the major retailer and simultaneously ban Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell from doing business with the chain -- and that's just for starters.
Do not pass the crocheted tea-cozy replica of Go. Do not collect 200 Michael's coupons.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
The owner of this home, who has a talent for tickling the ivories and a set of serious pipes to match, is currently busy promoting her new album and taking care of her interestingly-named son.
Whether she's playing a song off her flame-filled album for her fans (including President Obama) or taking an '80s cartoon theme and turning it into a soulful ballad, this gorgeous lady can do no wrong in ou
Kelly Osbourne Hospitalized After an Apparent Seizure on the ‘Fashion Police’ Set
E! 'Fashion Police' correspondent Kelly Osbourne was rushed to the hospital after suffering a seizure in the middle of filming.
Introducing the Best Interview Ever, Starring Mila Kunis and the Newbie Reporter [VIDEO]
Mila Kunis was promoting her upcoming film 'Oz: the Great and Powerful' when she was interviewed by a brand-new reporter for the BBC -- who, instead of actually interviewing the actress, told her about all his friends, invited her to a wedding and explained the British custom of watching 'Baywatch' while dropping your pants.
And she loved every second of it.
Adele Awards Her Baby Boy an Adorable ‘Best Son’ Miniature Oscar [PHOTO]
A little over a week ago, Adele took home her very own Oscar for her flawless song 'Skyfall' -- and she also brought a mini-Oscar back across the pond for her child, awarding him the title of "Best Son."
Good thing he's too young to realize he's also her only son.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
To make ends meet, this surgically-enhanced former television star, now dancing and skating reality show star, has been forced to sell her Malibu home to close the gap in her expenses.
Will Ferrell + Chad Smith from Red Hot Chili Peppers – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Comedian Will Ferrell and Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith don't have a lot in common. At least if you don't count their preference for covering up their genitalia with the smallest items of clothing possible.
Justin Bieber Shows Off His, Uh, ‘Style’ in London – Photo of the Week
Justin Bieber has landed in London, and it seems he's using his trip across the pond to experiment with some rather interesting fashion choices.
Nope, we're not even referencing his gas mask disguise that drew even more attention to himself while shopping in Great Britain.