Ashton Kutcher brought girlfriend Mila Kunis to his hometown of Cedar Rapids, Iowa for the holidays as the world continues to wonder why a babe like Mila Kunis is dating Ashton Kutcher in the first place.

The couple's first stop was the glamorous Bed, Bath & Beyond to buy gifts for Kutcher's family, and an employee told Celebuzz, “They bought robes, slippers and candles. It’s really cold In Iowa right now, so I’m sure [they] will come in handy.”

Absolutely scandalous.

“They were inseparable and having such a good time in the store,” the worker bee added of their continued PDA in the local mall. “Ashton had his arm around her and I even saw him rub her back.”

Another employee was equally stoked to see the couple walking through his sporting goods store, despite the fact that they didn't buy anything. “They just walked through hand-in-hand smiling from ear-to-ear. It was the highlight of my day to see them.”

And that's not all. An excited fan gushed, “My life is complete, I saw Mila and Ashton! I saw them drive away from the mall and it was so exciting.”

Come on, Iowans. We know some of you. You're too good to be impressed by a Kutcher sighting. You were one of the first states in the union to allow gay marriage, for God's sake. You have standards to uphold.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN.